Speechless is my favorite new show of the fall season. Every character is funny. As for podcasts, have you tried My Favorite Murder?

“If Billy had been passive or responded ‘Shut the f— up’ to Trump, Billy would have been out of a job the next day,”

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

So, if it was all family members, isn’t it the same same community support as before?

Excerpts from this interview are used in Hillary’s October 7th ad, one of my faves. Damn right women will be the reason you won’t be elected!

On a scale of 1 to Completely Fucking Pretentious, how would you rate a 22 year old that needs to be taught not to do this? I’d like to think that it’s simply a habit of hard-working (albeit rich) kids who had tutors all their lives that taught them this instead of some asshat who reads Faulkner’s The Unvanquished at…

I feel like if any politician cites religion as influencing any decision in policy making they should immediately be disqualified to vote on or create said policies. Research and facts, science, let’s stick to that please.

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

Yep

No but it’s the one he deserved.

Stolen from Facebook: “I think he sniffs every time he lies. To keep his nose from growing.”

Just a PSA for the night

and that’s how Scientology works.

Holy shit I thought I was the only one about to have a stroke over the 50 Shades mental gymnastics and conflating what adults do consensually with sexual assault. I hate everyone today.

Mark Cuban was on Bill Maher last night and he said that if Trump were such a great businessman, there’d be folks everywhere talking about how their investment in him made them money or they got rich thanks to him. And there not only hasn’t been any other those types of stories - many of the opposite have been…

he has a small hands, he cant type

I forgot all about my Vincent D’Onofrio crush until just now. I think I was, like, 7 or 8 years old when I saw him in Mystic Pizza, and that’s when I realized boys weren’t as icky as once thought.

Right?