Here is why I care about hookers. When I joined the Army with an Intelligence Analyst MOS I went through a rigorous screening for my security clearance, one at a level that pales in comparison to POTUS, that, in part, had me detail all of my sexual partners and acts. If my low in comparison clearance could be denied…

They will crawl out from under the bus when the checks start bouncing.

Am I the only one aggravated that Tom being self congratulatory is apparently supposed to be worse than Christian Slater’s domestic violence?

I recently saw her at an event and she asked if I ever missed it. I laughed and laughed. I hope in four plus years we can all do the same.

I had a boss that did this to me (and everyone else that wasn’t her acolyte) and it drove me right to the damn edge of my sanity. When I left, after years, it was so freeing. This election has been like deja vu.

I am kind of hoping that this news will be followed closely by his death and 2017's death fest will just be a string of reprehensible notables.

I was raised by my grandmother and she was adamant that you aren’t supposed to wash your hair while menstruating and only sluts use tampons.

In addition to tampons and pads I donate all the things from my beauty subscription boxes that are duplicates or I might not use, and throw in DVDs and treats for movie nights. Toothbrushes are a great idea!

Commentary was unnecessary in light of his/her recent inundation of the comment section with tone policing and general unpleasantness. There is history here of which you are seemingly unaware.

I love his ‘Wagon Wheel’ cover so much!

When Robert Plant dies I am going to have to be sedated.

I am a photographer by trade. My “thing” is cats in cosplay. My kitty Leia is my most well known set. Carrie Fisher favorited one of them on twitter and it was one of the highlights of my life. May the force be with her, indeed.

Dollars to donuts he has done more than just ask for phone numbers or dates.

Some years ago I was diagnosed with a tumor. Those were my exact first words after.

Ohhhhh to be in my twenties (I turned forty this year.) It isn’t so much that I think oil is going away, it is more that I feel guilt for being so entrenched in the industry. Apathy, greed, and oil addiction are much stronger forces than guilt and environmental awareness.

Sigh. Pipelines and the oil industry in generally have me torturously conflicted. I bartend a couple days a week in a Texas Gulf Coast refinery town so my mad money comes from oil, my partner works in the oil industry alternately on pipeline installation or on drilling operations so a good portion of my household…

And my sister-in-law texts today asking if I can make a messy bun hat. Uuuuggghhh.

It isn’t Christmas until Hans Gruber falls of Nakatomi tower.

I am normally a dedicated curmudgeon but I LOVE Christmas music and movies. I have one or the other playing pretty much non-stop from Thanksgiving to New Years. I literally watch, or more accurately listen to, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation daily (it is playing now and after it is over on to the music whilst I…