One day, when I am feeling curious and ambitious, I might have to research that bit of weirdness. Maybe something to do with contaminating water supplies? I think a lot of old wives tales and such come from sanitary concerns that were somewhat valid but badly expressed and passed down well past the point of validity.…

I would say the early immersion in the nonsensical gave use a unique perspective to recognize bullshit. (My family is Cajun, btw.)

The best I can come up with is the old wacky belief that you should wash your hair while menstruating (my grandmother, who raised me, believed this) or maybe something to do with hydrocephalus? Either way it is a very odd thing to use as an insult.

Hmmmm, I was raised by my grandmother who firmly believed you shouldn’t wash your hair while menstruating. Maybe that has something to do with this person’s bizarre attempted insult?

Something barn door, something something horse.

The McRib is back starting today and that is the only thing getting me through.

Exactly like that, in fact, because that is my work!

I don’t know how much has changed since my Army days but back then (mid to late 90s) classified documents/materials/information was not relayed routinely by email. Hell even printed information was sometimes encoded. I suspect that even today classified information of a critical nature is not emailed willy nilly and…

Many places have home baker regulations that allow certain items to be made by home cooks and legally sold. In my state (Texas) the allowed items include pies and other baked goods, granola, jams, jellies, pickles, dehydrated foods, and more. Total yearly sales are capped at $50,000.00 and the health department is…

Totally should have sensed the rhetorical there.

You are playing fast and loose with the term enjoyment! I need some anti-nausea medication, stat.

I am thinking that a guy that is apparently a serial killer isn’t going to have an ethical dilemma with illegally procuring a gun. Also, I don’t know about South Carolina but in my state person to person gun sales are legal with no background check. Yippee.

Damn. That headline had me thinking Twitter had ousted him and I was equal parts gleefully and horrified.

I figured. I apologized sincerely beforehand for what I was about to do.

Nothing will make me nope right the hell out of a store faster than people trying to sell shit at me. Leave me alone and let me browse in peace, I will buy a hell of a lot more that way.

First, one of the only positive things about the time I lived in North Carolina was having a Harris Teeter right up the street.

Here is one (probably shared here before):

This is probably my most well known photo:

Still no clarification from camp Trump that there was no assassination attempt or gun on Facebook or Twitter. My teeth are ground to nubs at this point scrolling through my Facebook feed.

Trump’s Facebook thanks the secret service and Reno law enforcement but pointedly does NOT clarify the situation as not an assassination attempt nor does it clarify that the “gun” was a folded sign. I swear to all the God’s that of a damn folded sign edges this moldering leftover Halloween pumpkin closer to the…