Maybe I am being obtuse seeing that I have to schedule my “non-invasive” (read totally invasive) well woman exam tomorrow.

First, I think I have had that exact nightmare.

Which, I reluctantly admit, makes a whole lot more sense to me.

For LDS it is more “outer darkness” and less “eternal hellfire” from what I understand.

Well, how god damn generous of them.

The wifi password.

That is somewhat hopeful, we need more judges like that Hanrahan fellow (and less men like these rapist assholes.)

What we really need to be asking ourselves now is does he play a sport and are his parents wealthy.

Trump sent by God? Okay, maybe old testament God. As in a plague. Donald Trump is a plague.

Not in the least but I have literally only heard one Kanye song and have zero intention of that altering.

She is a treasure and one of the few bright spots in this shit show of a year.

I will be crushed if this doesn’t at least halfway live up to my childhood fantasies. We all really, really need this not to suck.

Of all the horrifically ridiculous scenarios for which to create a loophole! What kind of sick legislative fuck came up with that shit?

I am going to play cards against humanity with my brother and sisters-in-law. They are all religious, conservative, and Trump supporters. I don’t know if I want the debate playing or not. This could end badly.

This guy is probably on Trump’s short list for Supreme Court Justice.

No, Pete Wentz, you don’t get to presume you know better than me what I want to eat.

If I would have read further before commenting I would have seen you say kids too!

This reads kids to me (and as I am older now kids to me us anyone from birth to 25). Possibly kids that have vaguely latched onto their parents blathering (from either side really.)

Yet at jobs where the pay is $2.13 an hour in many cases you have to agree to binding arbitration to get the job. I am so ready to go live in a cave.

As a fellow misanthrope, you ain’t wrong.