Appreciate the direct shoutout to Gabe. His focus on hardware is a frustrating departure when his teams lead the way in narratively driven games for so long. All we get from him is bizarre bare footed interviews from his mansion in New Zealand or whatever.

GabeN, let your troops make another game before they’re in…

I disagree. Sure, both made original claims that were a bit much, but that’s where the similarities end.

Which in turn will provide an opportunity for a certain commenter here to tell us why we’re the morons, and NFTs are Great, Actually.

I think this reticence is why plenty of people actually tip less up front than they would otherwise, because there’s no legitimate way to tie your tip to the quality of service without tipping cash, which many people are loathe to do for a variety of reasons.

Found one like this beside a long ladder under Stormhill Castle; “It’s like a dream…, Snake” Definitely tickled me a bit.

I saw a message in Elden Ring the other die that said “snake ahead”, and while I was bracing for a fight, I found a really, really tall ladder.

In that spirit:

If there’s anything I know about Gilbert Gottfried, it’s that he would want nothing more than to have us make tasteless jokes about his death less than a week afterwards. Afraid I can’t think of any right now, but RIP regardless.

I’ll take a thousand more Elden Ring articles than see 1 more article about some dumbass Twitch streamer that doesn’t deserve any more attention from anyone.

I don’t know why, but anytime I hear the ‘Metaverse’ mentioned or hyped up, I instantly lose all interest.

I’ve since accepted the fact that this series is never going to end. Any plot or theme or greater story that this series might have had has long been since abandoned, and its fans don’t care.

Your favorite insufferable young-adult fiction protagonist is back to whine and r/im14andthisisdeep his way through another convoluted quest to save... something, and push back against the most powerful force of evil in the Disneyverse: puberty.

Do not count on companies to preserve these games. Download the ROMs and ISOs, dump your own, back them up.

It’s a key sign that 343 is listening to its player base, internalizing the feedback, and actually making crucial changes.

So Marshall is having to fork over 15% of a writer’s pay as reparations to the Black’s and oops! The Native Americans are now suing. I guess he’s forking over a third of his pay now. No wait! Now the Chinese Americans are suing for the discrimination these suffered back un the day and the Japanese Americans are suing…

Those black plaintiffs are going to be in for a shock when the Native Americans show up saying, "Hey! Why weren't WE first in line for this cash?!" Then they yank the newly awarded money out of the black people's hands on their way to sue the white people for even MORE money.

Actually please don’t do that! Doing so continues to contribute to a culture of “don’t make a mistake”. Which instead you want to instill making “mistakes” or “failing” is okay. It’s the path to learning in any situation. Go for the growth mindset.

Half of me says, “Yes please,” and the other half says, “maybe no...”