In case someone wants to say that’s a wild hypothetical, that’s basically what happened to me. My life was going nowhere, so why not try freelancing on the side? Even when I got my first press car, I was still working at Steak n Shake. Somehow, I landed a full-time gig after like 6 months and started less than a month…

Much more suburban-chic. 

After he released this dumpster fire, it’s probably a good idea to make sure Zac Brown never gets your any more of your money.

I’ll always be in for anything Jenny’s a part of.

I’m sure everyone’s got their preferences, but after far too much experimentation for a grown man in his 30s, I’ve landed on what I’m pretty sure is the best grilled cheese.

So far, I’ve actually done pretty well.

You say that, but you do realize that would require living in Orange County, right?

This isn’t the worst idea Kemp’s ever had, but I still hope he sits on a bench covered in chiggers.

I’m sure Imperfect Foods has an answer for this that I’m too lazy to track down, but it’s always bothered me that on the consumer end, people think fruits and vegetables that aren’t beautiful enough for grocery stores just get tossed.

Annoyingly, not necessarily. When my parents got a new microwave (15 years ago?), they let my brothers and me do our thing with the old one. We got some sparks and melted some stuff, but we were never able to make anything truly exciting happen.

If you really want to figure out California, we first need to decide whether or not a taco is a sandwich.

Might be getting too adjacent to food, but I say Nicole Byer.

Royal Dansk butter cookies.

Congrats, man. Looking forward to seeing you make a Lada changes around here.