Are you really sure Jason?
I mean, really REALLY sure?

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

I mean, if you’re going to include the Ion Redline and SRT-4 Neon, I feel it’s only fair to also throw in a 2002-2003 WRX.

“Oh my gosh, I can’t wait until my Q8 arrives! That’ll shut up Veronika from the country club when I tell her my ‘Oddey’ clobbered her Cayenne by 7 seconds on the Nordschleife.”

Thank goodness!

Sorry, left the double line. HIS fault. They did to, ticket for them. In that order.

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Speaking strictly of today’s supercars, here’s what I’ve got.

My name is Maarten,

Crack pipe. That’s Aston Martin money.

Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.

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