Samantha Markle is in London having a very nice time and possibly plotting.

Another man speaking for her? Well, of course everything’s fine, then! *resumes grooming pack of attack weasels*

Eventually, the bubble collapses. At some point, there will be a split so vast that it’s simply impossible to be a good believer and accept the evidence of your own eyes, and they’re either going to snap out of it or go completely insane. In Jonestown, the collapse of the bubble led to mass suicide. In Germany, it led…

But that’s where I keep all my stuff though!

Ford’s comment about laughter being the most hurtful detail she remembered really resonated with me, and I teared up when she said it.

Grease 2's failure is that it was a “sequel” to Grease. Because people were expecting Grease. If they hadn’t touted it as a sequel and just made it a random movie musical, I think it would have a better reputation.

+1 mumble

Slow clap. Take your star.

Eddieee did not give affection!...

Is there such a thing as bangable Republican? It’s like edible footwear, those two things don’t go together. Or composting nukes. I’m just spitballing here. 

And it wouldn’t have meant any such thing in 1950 either, frankly. This shit is false bragging with a woman as its target, period.

were intended to allude to innocent dates or dance partners

A bottle of squalane oil. I don’t even need to use nighttime lotion anymore. Makes it super soft with no residue.

An infuriating thing mentioned in the article is the mistaken belief that being overweight, or obese, automatically equates to being unhealthy. I’ve always been the fat one in the family, often by a LOT. No matter what weight I’ve been, no matter what level of exercise I’m doing (everything from couch potato to repeat…

I love love love the variety and new choices we’re seeing lately. It’s no longer a sea of taffeta or a sea of lacy half-dresses or the same boring “Old Hollywood glamour” shit (*cough* Scarlett).

Is the world so bereft of male talent that these few precious writers, comedians, directors, chefs, politicians, executives, judges, etc., etc., and of course etc. must be “rehabilitated” at all costs? Are their works so important, so poignant, so critical to our understanding of the human condition that to lose them…

Eh, I don’t love it.  But I love Rihanna’s fashion risks and I’d rather look at this a million times over another nude-illusion fishtail bodycon gown.

Kinja is an 11 million dollar cludge that no longer has the staff to maintain it properly.

i am also an average white woman, and i don’t feel like it’s at all personal to me when she’s criticized for her appearance.

keep thinking this is a relationship between Nanny McPhee and David Fostter Wallace since I’m not actually sure who these people are.