Is there such a thing as bangable Republican? It’s like edible footwear, those two things don’t go together. Or composting nukes. I’m just spitballing here. 

And it wouldn’t have meant any such thing in 1950 either, frankly. This shit is false bragging with a woman as its target, period.

were intended to allude to innocent dates or dance partners

A bottle of squalane oil. I don’t even need to use nighttime lotion anymore. Makes it super soft with no residue.

An infuriating thing mentioned in the article is the mistaken belief that being overweight, or obese, automatically equates to being unhealthy. I’ve always been the fat one in the family, often by a LOT. No matter what weight I’ve been, no matter what level of exercise I’m doing (everything from couch potato to repeat…

I love love love the variety and new choices we’re seeing lately. It’s no longer a sea of taffeta or a sea of lacy half-dresses or the same boring “Old Hollywood glamour” shit (*cough* Scarlett).

Is the world so bereft of male talent that these few precious writers, comedians, directors, chefs, politicians, executives, judges, etc., etc., and of course etc. must be “rehabilitated” at all costs? Are their works so important, so poignant, so critical to our understanding of the human condition that to lose them…

Eh, I don’t love it.  But I love Rihanna’s fashion risks and I’d rather look at this a million times over another nude-illusion fishtail bodycon gown.

Kinja is an 11 million dollar cludge that no longer has the staff to maintain it properly.

goddammit I remember when the only Palin we cared about was Michael, who is a delightful person and not a colossal jackass AT ALL

jesus fuck, i hate matthew mcconaughey so much

i am also an average white woman, and i don’t feel like it’s at all personal to me when she’s criticized for her appearance.

keep thinking this is a relationship between Nanny McPhee and David Fostter Wallace since I’m not actually sure who these people are. 

“There are many copies... and they have a plan.”

Whenever I see one of those sinister and unnatural blue-white smiles out in the wild, I swear I can hear the Battlestar Galactica version of All Along the Watchtower humming background, sounding the Cylon alarm.

Right. I mean, if you’re happy with your routine and your skin, okay, I guess? But I feel like a simplified k-beauty routine would serve much better, and probably be better for the skin in the long run. I’m concerned if you’re doing those Biore strips more than once a week or so. Even that’s probably pushing it a bit.

Maybe I’m reading too much into it but I didn’t love the tweet. Tyler Perry could have extended the invitation privately; this way it feels like it’s done for praise. It’s great that he offered the guy a job, but if it was only because he was working at a store, aren’t plenty of actors? And if it’s because he likes…

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a…

Yup. Vaseline is not comedogenic and works wonders.