Thanks. I will try the Color Pop. What’s been (sort of) working for me is UD primer, followed by Maybelline Eye Studio gel, applied with a fine brush, set with eye shadow and again with powder. I’m not fighting upper lid transfer, though. I’m fighting the dreaded Raccoon Eye.

Bless you a million, all this info is a godsend for my crazy oily, sensitive eyes! Can’t wait to try the NYX.

As much as I hate it, the Kat Von D tattoo liner is amazing and doesn’t budge. I wouldn’t buy it though, so that’s a dilemma.

Oh I’m bad at eyeliner but the tarte sex kitten is good. 

It’s so weird because I spent like 10 years of my life tightly lining my upper lashline and never going anywhere without eyeliner and now I only put on eyeliner if I’m like trying to get fucked or whatever. I don’t know if my fine motor skills declined when I hit 22 or so but I haven’t been able to properly apply…

Thanks for the info! Good to know. I have so many useless black eyeliner pencils from my Sephora Playbox. I’ll switch it out for the Tarte Sex Kitten.

Collier, is it the formula or the felt tip in the Stila Stay All Day eyeliner that is garbage? What’s the difference in the respective felt tip applicators? Today is my 2nd day with the Stila eyeliner and I’m not super excited. The line is very skinny. It doesn’t even look like I’m wearing eyeliner. I’m not really…

Agreed that it is possible! I love the Marc Jacobs Highliner because it’s crazy easy to apply and the colors are fab, but it always ends up in places it should. Recently I’ve been very pleased with Sephora’s waterproof eyeliner. It actually stays put on my super greasy lids. 

I had to make the switch from Tretinoin to Adapalene because my insurance wouldn’t cover it anymore and it was $400 out of pocket. However, Differin gel (Adapalene) is available OTC now. It works just as well, I think. My skin is clear and it’s nice not to interact with the ogres at the pharmacy anymore.

I feel like this movie would have been better with a plot twist and a colon in the title to take it more horror than rom com.

Thanks to this summary, I now know Odo Bolger’s pain:

The inevitable backlash will do great things for his persecution complex.

Lavender colored flowers

Yeah I don’t think it follows that code.

IT Crowd is such an underappreciated show

Dramatic re-creation of Kim helping Kanye put on his sandals that morning:

This is a nice reminder to never let some tool derail a convo surrounding #metoo with the bullshit about the man’s career. Not even a full year in time out and he’s getting standing o’s. 

“Everything works like it smells” is the anthem of turning 40.

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.

Those are dude tips. Weight loss for women is WAAAY harder because our bodies are designed to hold on to fat for dear life.