Pedophilia, like murder, rape, theft, etc., may well be “natural.” That’s why we need laws against them. As a species, we exhibit a lot of socially unhealthy and destructive/self-destructive variation.

I think a lot of people here are misunderstanding these numbers. It isn’t saying that 50 year old men are fucking 18 year olds. It is simply saying that 18 year old women have the most hits. And independent of that 50 year old men have the most hits. In other words, it is easiest to find a willing partner for those…

Anytime i see a dude mention theyre interested in women “18 and older” i wonder if there werent legal structures in place, what that age really would be. Men have controlled so much in society, theyve actually tricked themselves into thinking 18yr old women with older men is a super common, normal occurrence and they…

This. Thought this was going to be about her duping colours, but they’re completely different. The packaging is, no doubt, exactly the same, but it’s a pretty basic design. In fact, the Kylie Jenner eyeshadow referenced also looks the same.

I hear what you’re saying but I guess Juvia’s Place has a special place in a lot of people’s hearts because they’re one of, if not the first, B.O.M.B’s. (Black Owned Makeup Business) ever. And it’s disingenuous when people use the whole “Women have to support women” excuse when they’re called out for something shady.…

I mean, I’m not a Bella Thorne fan, nor do I know who she is, but claiming that somehow she’s copying this other palette is like saying gap is copying ann taylor because they both sell crew cut t-shirts in black. This is a pretty standard palette layout and it’s not like the colors are identical or something. Come on.

Azealia’s compulsion to drag anyone and everyone for no reason has done nothing for her career, but has made my Dirt Bag reading time infinitely more enjoyable. Her one-sided beefs are hilarious.

Sam Smith is annoying AF and I would be perfectly happy if he never made another song again. But going after someone for saying they dare not like something is absurd. If he said “Michael Jackson had no influence on modern music” then obviously that statement should be torn to shreds.

But he isn’t denying his impact- simply saying he doesn’t care for a lot of his music. You can absolutely think someone is talented and impactful without personally enjoying their art. 

This seems silly as hell. We have no idea what the context was and holy shit with the revelations and steps forward that we’ve taken in regards to sexual abuse/grooming, we are really gonna do this? Drag Sam Smith for saying “I don’t like Michael Jackson but this is a good song”???

It’s not just the car shows. I worked at a test lab for years. People always assumed it was like Mythbusters. It wasn’t. These guys weren’t screaming morons like the Gas Monkey boys, but they did things that a real test lab would have done a LOT differently. And their tests were not as impressive as people think.

So does the “69" at the end of your username.

Fun fact #1: being called out on one’s insecurity is a contributing factor to said insecurity. Fun fact #2: insecure people are FULLY AWARE of their insecurity.

The truth of the matter is, I’m not very comfortable having my face online! I’ve been recognized in public a few times since I started writing for Deadspin (and especially since Drew and I did the Foodspin video series), including once by a contractor who came to my house, and it was very, very jarring. Making a weird…

Your toothbrush habits upset me greatly. My wife leaves those freaking floss stick things all over the place. Mouth stuff does not belong where it can just be happened upon by your loved ones. Put that shit in the holder or put it in the trash.

Jezspin is always delightful, and this is no exception. 

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

Ugh, even the Naomi Watts outfit underwhelmed me greatly.  Looks like 2004 and I don’t care.

10/10 would watch The Good Suits. Maybe CBS and NBC/Uni should allow a crossover episode.

I thought Suits was just Gina Torres and Rick Hoffman shouting at a bunch of indistinguishable cardboard cutouts for an hour.