I’m not convinced eye creams do anything regular moisturizers don’t. Your eye skin is more delicate, I KNOW, but I’m still suspicious it’s just another Big Skincare ploy to get us to spend more money on what is essentially the same product.

I live in America: https://www.craftbrewingbusiness.com/business-marketing/ipa-is-the-most-popular-craft-beer-style-is-this-potentially-a-long-term-problem/

I totally thought that was John Spencer in the middle for a minute and I’m sad now.

This is the only correct answer.

I say just go at the table. That way, you don’t leave your stuff unattended, and your territory is marked for the next time.

Loki Laufeysdottir when they reset the MCU for a new generation.

I am living for this typo (at least, I think it’s a typo):

This phrase (emphasis mine):

In addition to paying the fines, she should be ordered to volunteer a few thousand hours in an oncology ward.

“And then, because I was a gentleman, I picked up that vagina off the ground... and she accused me of groping her!!!!!!!!!”

“I want a woman who knows how to act like a lady”

I’ve actually had people, usually dudes younger than me, tell other guys not to swear in front of me. To which my response is “yeah, asshole, I’m a fucking lay-DEE.”

Millennial pink ≠ bright pink. 

Anyone who has ever unsuccessfully combated the pink slime/mold (bacteria) in their shower knows this shit has been around forever and will long outlast every one of our stupidly named generations.

Love it! I also have um, interesting hair, lol. Just ramped my bright red up to on orangey color. I’m constantly rocking African prints, superhero t-shirts, and colorful sneakers. I love wearing whatever I feel like and giving no fucks.

Nope, that sounds fucking great, says this 43-year-old, childless divorcee who is living in sin with a man who is a whole 10 months younger.

People blaming her/her family for not finding an alternative or filing the correct paperwork:

Poverty isn’t just monetary. It is a poverty of resources, poverty of information, and poverty of advocacy. 

right, she said she only knew him from their time filming, in which she found him to be an incredible craftsman. she didn’t say “oh but guys he’s such a good actor, let’s ignore him diddling teenagers”

“But, uh, everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?” 

OMay, I wouldn’t say she had allllll that stuff sucked out, but she did have it taken down to a more realistic level that looks better and like something she could have been actually born with. Now maybe her sisters will consider thier ridiculous lip injections, as well.