This is dumb, but I can’t be mad. My outrage is earmarked for literal human atrocities unfolding at the border.

“Hang on, I’m coming back around...you know, I’m not even doing anything, the chain’s just turning.”

Chris Pine might be the #1 American Chris, but Chris O’Dowd is the #1 International Chris.

Yeah, he’s the worst Chris, but far from the worst person. I think mostly he’s overexposed and people are sick of him. And also, I find Christianity talk cloying.

Vonnegut is really good at stretching something to the point of absurdity to make a point. It sticks with you. Like you, I read this story in school (freshman year of college), and I’ve never forgotten it. It’s been almost 20 years and it’s still with me. I even used it a year ago during the first week of a course I…

“He’s definitely the kind of guy who overuses the word ‘awesome’ to describe Jesus,” Stassa Edwards added.

Fucketh no.

They’ll definitely cast Affleck.

Tell you what, we’ll give you the next one and you can handle it however you want.

Bobcats are twice the size of your average Tom, and while that’s still not large, they can take down a deer. They are strong and mean AF. I’m team gma on this one.

If we aren’t able to hold more than one thought or concern in our heads at once than the world is in a whole lot of trouble.

The dragons historically have some pretty insane scheduling conflicts. Last I heard Drogon was serving 10 months for frying a couple herds of sheep plus some serious property damage somewhere in northern Denmark.

This young woman is so...just, she’s a gift to the world. Keep talking, Amandla. Never stop talking.

She got hers the old fashioned way: screwing a rich guy and crapping out a (white) anchor baby. The only kid she cares about is hers.

It isn’t like she can’t afford to go or doesn’t have the support systems in place or connections. She’s just too fucking lazy to do anything that takes hard work.

My whole other team of attorneys...every time I go in there, [I think], god, if there wasn’t the long college process, I would be an attorney.

.every time I go in there, [I think], god, if there wasn’t the long college process, I would be an attorney.

She has proof of their abusive relationship. She hasn’t released it but she is holding on to it in case he sues her.