but what do I know?

I would argue that being a contributing writer for Fox News automatically makes you a shittier parent than Chip and Joanna Gaines, but what do I know?

Stupid kinja wouldn’t let me add that I’m on Retin-A too (tretinoin 0.5%) so I get your concern. I am being so cautious for just that reason.

That was a brain fart on my part! It’s glycolic acid peel I’m using.

Jezebel: Kanye and Kim are so last year; please move on.

Not quite the same but I just got an alpha hydroxy peel to try! I started at 10% because I’m terrified of burning my face off. So far, so good. I’m planning to move up to a higher strength once my face acclimates. I have high hopes.

Lemon Sparkling Peel Gel! It’s like $11 on Amazon, and it is the world’s most magical chemical exfoliant. My blackheads are fewer and further between than they ever used to be now that I use it.

Nothing relaxes me more than wondering if the person between me and the door will suddenly lunge in my direction! It’s so soothing, I’m thinking of starting a spa called WHAT’S THAT BEHIND YOU, which features enormous, grumpy tigers and pumas and lots of sudden, sharp noises, with staff on hand to out of nowhere start…

The beauty filter is hysterical, thanks for sharing.

I never realized before today that Rich is actually the baby from Twilight.

Why are you posting stills from old Robert Zemeckis films on a beauty blog?

We’ve come a long way, baby:

Yeah, that was my response, too.

That looks amazing! I really need inspiration to cook. I used to love doing it and trying out new recipes, but nowadays it’s such a slog for me to even go to the grocery store. I’ve seriously been living on prepackaged greens, shakes and rotisserie chicken.

Really? You went there? “We also watch TV together as a family.”

I’m sorry, maybe I’m a prude.

I see you.