I do the same but with lavender!

When it begins with a reference to people “slathering over” something, you know it’s just gonna be downhill from there. Unless butter or liberally-applied sunscreen figure into this mess somehow.

I think what’s happening is this paparazzo colluded with Meghan’s dad to stage and sell photos to trashy tabloid mags, presumably splitting the profits. Just a guess though - it’s kind of impossible to tell from this post and I can’t be bothered investigating further. 

Yes.

I don’t understand this either. Is Whitney saying that the paparazzi guy photoshopped these? Or that Mr. Markle was somehow faking them to make some money? I can’t really follow the prose.

I genuinely have no clue what is going on.

I like their powder formula a lot, it’s just the colors that haven’t worked for me. I always check out swatches from bloggers and you tubers too, but I’ve yet to find anyone who has a similar enough skin tone to mine where I can 100% tell how a color is going to look on me just from looking at pictures. My skin…

I try to ignore, I really do. I get particularly frustrated by some of the guys who come in with this attitude of like “I’m an ally and I mean well, but I don’t know shit and I get shit wrong so please take time out of your day to teach me how to be a non-shitty ally. And can I have my ally cookie please?” Men of the…

I feel like you could always tell when a writer was destined to move on to bigger and better things. Lindy, Dodai, et. al. were clearly on the upswing. But I felt like Jezebel did a good job of identifying those up and comers and giving them a platform upon which to hone their voice and gain an audience before jumping…

Pissing contest was great. I thee Dread was great. Millihelen was great. So many of the quirky, unique little corners of the site have gone the way of the dinosaur. What’s left is basically bleak political coverage and dirtbags full of Kardashians and Real Housewives. Not so compelling.

I remember a time when the morning and evening dirtbag features were riotously funny. Like hilarious. I can’t remember the last time that 75% of a dirtbag wasn’t about Kardashians or Real Housewives, and I cannot think of two groups of people more patently uninteresting than Kardashians or Real Housewives.

I’ve had less luck with CP’s powder products (the last few singles I bought were much warmer than I was expecting), but they’ve got some dynamite cool shades in their super shock formula. Tang and Bill are staples for me, and I’ll pitch a fit if they ever discontinue them.

Rob’s hanging out with Sarah Huckster and leading Melissa McCarthy impersonator Sean Spicer.

I know right? I was so bummed by how Urban Decay Backtalk turned out! The promo images made it look like a cool toned mauve themed palette (which would have been soooo up my alley. I really dig a pink/mauve romantic eye look and have the right coloring to pull it off) and yet almost the entire palette is warm! Are…

Which is such a weird take. It is the cheapest story of all, beloved by the commenters, which then click through to other stories. Hating easy money is an odd way to run a business.

It would be less bad if clicking on “pending” actually worked instead of butchering everything in the comment section instead.

If you ignore the name, this might be good: https://www.zoya.com/content/category/Zoya_Nail_Polish.html?col=ZP507

I can’t agree hard enough. I actually love the stuff that is on Pictorial and The Muse, but I don’t care about trash pop celebs, and I can NOT deal with one more article referring to the genitalia of the current dictator or his spawn. I spend more time on AV Club and TheTakeout now. Yes, sign me uup for Royal Wedding…

I’m also kinda curious about the new Fame palette from Colourpop.

You are a goddamn hero. You’re out there, taking risks and making things happen. That’s always gonna be scary. But you are doing it. That’s huge.