If this happens, I will goddamn dedicate myself to financially and socially punishing anyone who has anything to do with it.

Every time I watch a home improvement show and the homeowners say “ooooooh, a rainfall shower head,” my brain breaks a little. Rainfall showerheads are one of those things that are better in theory than in practice. I don’t like the lack of water pressure. I don’t like the angle of rainfall showerheads. Give me…

Anyone who does not turn the water on and get the temperature set to desired level (scolding in my case) and also possibly check for spiders or acid prior to getting in the shower is an absolute lunatic!

Better yet, get one with a handheld head so you can actually clean the chipped, stained tub more efficiently.

Wait... I turn the water on before I step into the bathtub, to make sure it’s water and not acid or tiny spiders. Is that not how everybody showers?

Is it just me or is Leslie channeling Grace Jones in that outfit and hairdo? She looks so strong and fabulous.

Damon Young at the Root summed this up pretty well in his piece on Monday.

“it’s difficult to truly surmise what happened, but it seems like nothing out of the ordinary.”

#ISeeWhatYouDidThere

If that’s the case they should give him just one game that happens to be very very easy to finish.

I’d still take Rodan + Fields over the sex cult. But give me a choice between that and LulaRo or Mary Kay and I’d be heating up the branding iron myself.

gesundheit

I also have a metal wrapped dining room table. It’s the best thing ever!

Now I am just imagining the arresting officers Feng Shuiing the hell out of the case.

Oh, the breakfast bar! It is complete and utter crap! I don’t want to have a meal sitting cheek-by-jowl next to my cohabitants; it’s all the discomfort of being at a shitty diner with none of the joy of eating shitty diner food. Tables are comfy. They are civilized; they give you room to spread out and eat something…

I see this type of problem EVERYWHERE - I recently read a book published by Simon and Schuster, and stopped counting when I came across the fifth typo/homophone...
I suspect it’s a losing battle at this point.

The past tense of “lead” is “led”. Do you all need a proofreader at Giz media? I see this type of problem kinda a lot there, and it’s frustrating.

I’m starting the decorating process for my own kitchen and I need a small table w/ chairs. I would like to go with bar/counter height. If you (Maria, or the rest of the Jez-verse) find a nice small option, please let me know.

girl

I wonder if he has any self-made mix (cassette) tapes from the 80s. Because I still have mine and haven’t had a cassette player for many, many years. Luckily, Bananarama videos are available on YouTube.

I’m a voracious reader.. and video gamer. Back in the wee days of the N64, I would play Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Little 3 year old mini me wanted to play too.. I told mini me that when they could read what was going on, they could play it.I mean, how are you going to know what the Great Deku tree wants you to do if you…