Right?!

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

Counter space is so rare! I feel you! My dream home has ALL THE CLOSETS, his and hers bathrooms and all the counter space there and in the kitchen. Am too poor for this dream but whatevs, I can always buy a lottery ticket

trump has a great, full head of hair. The greatest, most stable hair.

We all have an Uncle Gary. Ours lives in the White House.

My 3 year old rewrote the lyrics to Row, Row, Row Your Boat and I thought I’d share.

Yes I recall Natalie Portman going through some backlash in the aughts after expressing dismay at doing some unscripted nude/semi nude scenes on short request from “prestigious” directors, one of which was Wes Anderson. The press jumped down her throat and she publicly backpeddaled. She had a lot of guts to try to…

Ha. Ilu!

This is my dream

I say we dorks take to the streets and whack the cool kids with our band instruments while pelting out Castle on the Hill. Dorkmarch18!

In re: Tom Petty

What about that eye she needs to get checked out???

I didn’t read what people actually commented so I just have what she says in the video. And it sounded like the majority of it was just people saying she is a freeloader and trying to get stuff for free? Darling, you are. Why you need to cry over that is crazy. That isn’t bullying that is people stating a fact.

She was just so pink and shiny while also being white and shiny. And I don’t know if it was from crying but the red corner of her right eye, every time she looked to the side freaked.me.out. Which seemed like a surprising thing for her to not fix since she is a “social media influencer.”

After watching 10 seconds of her video I am perfectly fine with the blogger being torn limb-from-limb by wild dogs.

My trick is that I didn’t watch the video :) I find pretty much all videos annoying and comprehend better by reading info than listening so I hate video monologues or whatever you’d call this genre of YouTube. I also hate this dumb lodge for regularly having “hot takes” and getting positive attention for douchey…

This shit happens all the time, and I’m sure a small business owner is annoyed AF. The conversion rates on influencer marketing are so low, particularly for mid-range price items (like hotels—it skip levels to trust fund babies for mega luxury items). Her review and an Instagram post are in no way worth the hundreds…

Am I going soft because I feel bad for this vlogger? Her email was polite and professional. The moose Lodge could just say “nope sorry not interested” instead of trying to embarrass her on social media. Even though they blacked her name out it would still be awful to be talked to this way. It’s pretty common knowledge…

This Aziz Ansari story has really shaken me. As some of you may remember (or maybe not, I’m certainly not that important), a month or two ago something finally clicked in my head- that I had been sexually assaulted when I was a teenager by my boyfriend at the time. We were both 16 (plus or minus a year, I can’t quite…