I LOVE SCIENCE AND I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO

Aw, thank you! <3 And I mean, I will talk AT LENGTH about makeup ANY TIIIIIME, heh. But srsly, the Lash Perm thing looks super compelling — I think Lisa Eldridge has a video of herself getting it done? — but I personally just wouldn’t be willing unless it was something I could do myself, at home. But if it’s a…

I think most mascaras won’t really actually “curl” your lashes, but some of them CAN add a little lift? For me, I find that using a formula that isn’t SUPER HEAVY and/or SUPER WET, and kind of doing a ssslllooooowwww brush upwards on the second or third pass can help a lot? That way I’m kind of pushing them into a…

TOP SECRET P.S. : they don’t actually check to see if you have a prescription. :O  (I do not have a prescription.)

I get Bimatoprost or Careprost from AllDayChemist! It’s suuuuuuper easy, and packages from them usually come in about 10 days to two weeks, which isn’t bad at all. The only downside is that their shipping to the US is $15, so it’s a good idea to order multiples, or go in with a friend on a bigger order, or add more…

Honestly I tried using the brush extended to its full length a couple times, and I just got a messsssss. It applied too much product, too heavily? So I always keep it twisted as tight/dense/bristly as it’ll go. But it may perform completely differently on your lashes, if they’re different from mine! <3

SECONDED. I’ve only tried one or two kinds of fake-lash adhesive, and they both made my eyeballs/contacts feel like they were coated in scuzz (I think it’s the latex in them? I’m not “allergic” to latex but I guess my eyeballs don’t like it?). I tried doing the “apply tiny sprig lashes with semi-permanent glue” thing…

Hello Too Cool For School Dinoplatz Escalator Mascara for like sixteen bucks on Amazon. Goodbye any and all smudging, goodbye flakes*, hello massive volume, hello “washes off with your normal cleanser, no oily removers needed.”

Has anybody already said “WETKANDA FOREVER”? If not, then WETKANDA FOREVER.

Actually I did zero research. I just took literally two minutes and went to Orbitz — that’s a screen grab from their site — and plugged in a date about a month away, for travel over the weekend (often slightly more expensive). And then I thought “oh hey some jackass will say OH SURE NO ONE TRAVELS IN AUGUST THO” so I…

I am no James Gunn Superfan, AT ALL — I loved Guardians and liked Vol 2 pretty well, but ... even those had elements that made me go “wait, wtf, asshole?” Like having the delightful lovable Drax call Gamora “this green whore” (WHY? there is zero narrative basis for this) and his fucked-up characterization of Mantis…

Or MAYBE, I actually looked up an article — from this very fucking site — to see what ticket prices were way back when (did you see the link? because I totally linked the article) and then ran an inflation/value calculator on those prices.

I’m pretty sure you can get a round trip ticket from Boston to LA for less than two fucking thousand dollars, unless you wait until literally the day before to buy it.

It was also a fucking WAY lot more expensive, e.g. about $1000 from Boston to L.A. One way. You can certainly still get that kind of service now, if you’re willing and able to shell out for it.

ME TOO, AFTER ALL THAT SHIT. :|

Oh god don’t even say it. Embroil this fuckstick in anything like a conspiracy theory and that’s all we’ll hear about for the next ten damn years. :(

Ugh, the first ten google hits on ANYTHING these days are probably “bloody kardash related” and I’m ooooooooover it. 

Oh I don’t doubt that either of them would be delighted to take whatever they can get — but I DO doubt that any kind of payout (even a huge STFU payment) would actually make them STFU and go away. Maybe I’m jaded, but I’ve just known and interacted with WAY too many people on the sociopathic/narcissist spectrum to…