Having heels and/or pantyhose be required or otherwise “necessary” is SUCH. BULLSHIT. Bulllllllshit.

Seconded. Also, a cute wedge! Or even a cute skinny heel of reasonable height, and without that fucking ridiculous hoof-like massive front platform.

Hathaway continues to be Annoying As Hell to me, and also fuck these people for stealing the name of one of my favorite movies. THAT IS NOT SHINY.

I’m suuuuuper acne-prone (tho everyone’s break-out triggers vary) and I really like Malin + Goetz moisturizer with SPF. It’s only 30, but it’s broad-spectrum, feels nice, isn’t too heavy or greasy, and doesn’t give me zits. (I usually use that one in winter / dry weather — in summer I use a serum hydrator and a light…

Highlighter Muppet is making my damn day. This dress is JOY with a side of “fuck off, I’m having a fantastic time.”

“Bedazzled Hefty bag” was my first thought too! I’ve never been into this type of construction — it always reads to me as some bullshit on QVC where they’re all “OMG YOU CAN WEAR IT TEN DIFFERENT WAYS!!1! Twist this part and then wrap it around your head and tie the other nonsensical trailing piece to your foot and…

SECONDED, jesus fucking actual goddamn christ.

Holy SHIT Irene Neuwirth! THIS IS AMAZING. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO GOOD. I wish I could wear this! Or, you know, afford this!

Holy shit I’d say SO! AMAZING.

I LOVE the original, which makes me want to repaint/redecorate my whole place every time I see it omgggg those colorrrrrs, but I’m down with this. Visually striking albeit in a different way, plus TILDAAAAAAA.

OMG YAY! I mean, I don’t know how similar/consistent they all are, stock-wise? But the one here — which is also in the middle of nowhere, about 45 minutes from me — is just a delightful mix of trash/treasure. Adorable ramekins and dessert bowls! Horrifying “WELCOME FRIENDS” door sign with apparently-decomposing and…

It is an AMAAAAAZING store! They have : multitudinous aisles of both horrible and excellent fake and dried flowers and plants and branches, the worst sheets you’ve ever touched in your life, vases and vessels from tiny bud-sized to “put them on your deck and plant a good-sized tree in them,” and some absolutely fucking…

Well if you ever feel like getting a designated panini thing, this one’s really good! At least in my admittedly limited experience...

HELP, CHOKING

Well shit, lost my editing window — EDIT : I just looked the thing up and what do you know, it’s actually the panini press! But the thing that’s a grill/griddle/whatever, looks almost EXACTLY like it (except a bit larger), and I’ve cooked a bunch of things on it — including thin stuff like bacon, veggie slices, etc —…

HA, omg. I wondered what that rustling noise was. Keep an eye out for armadillos — sometimes they thump along the perimeter and bonk into the walls.

It’s actually the BFs, but I like it really well! Definitely better than the Foreman grill thing I had for a while (and never used, so I gave it away). It’s kinda weird that you’re supposed to just close the lid and go away and its light turns green when food is “done”? (Or so bf claims, I haven’t read instructions.)…

No BUT, I’ve still got most of a loaf of sourdough and plenty of all the other stuff, so I’ll expect you in, say, half an hour?

I AM A FUCKING GENIUS, LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN SANDWICH :

OMG I love this! Mine were oceany too! Until I ruined a few of them doing dishes etc, so I had to switch it out :