Per the rules of Anthony’s dead letter, I owe every writer on the internet an apology.

Catan: You will end up screaming at your friends. They will be screaming back.

Totally fair.

Noooooooo, Vak!

As a cowboys fan (go fuck myself, I know), I hope Whitehead sues their balls off and wins. And while we’re at it, Jason Garrett can die in a home plumbing accident. He’s a middling coach with a great scouting department and he attends Duke games.

In the deep heart of baseball and “My Wish” season on Sportscenter I would watch the shit out of some CFL.

I can’t speak for boxing (I have a large head and short arms; spent a lifetime avoiding that sport), but tennis for sure tops golf. Every point lost means you either fucked up or got fucked by your opponent, and then you’ve got 10-20-30 seconds to ponder your misery before re-starting, which is to say you can’t just…