Once again, Darwin is cheated.

It would actually be doing us all a favor, imo. He’s just sucking good air here.

I’m not sure I can sustain my outrage at seeing this in the news, because it’s the least offensive thing I’ve ever seen on Barstool

If a car killed that guy it wouldn’t be manslaughter

What the hell is this crap? There are actually people that watch this?

Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…

Things get dicey very quickly when both parties are shitfaced to the point of black out. If she doesn’t pass out on the ground, chances are she willingly has sex with him in his dorm, wakes up in the morning and laughs about it via snapchat on her “walk of shame.”

Throughout college I’d blacked out and wake up naked in bed with random, grinning girls. Can't recall how I met them or what happened. Was I raped?

He didn’t use his penis. He’s been convicted of penetrating her with his finger(s).

- Both binge drinking. (He a teenager, she 22.)

“If you rape someone, you’ll probably be able to get your life back together again”. In what world is that statement true? The Streisand Effect guarantees he will have his crime hanging around his neck like Rick Santorum has “frothy mixture” around his. I wonder, but I bet he’d take 7 years in PMITAP over his 6 month…

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

I would start sliding into a bunch of sports writer’s DMs asking them to write puff-pieces on various high profile athletes because, “Some negative information is going to be revealed soon”. Time to see who actually cares about the shield’s wishes.

The last (ever, probably) BMW badge that reflects actual displacement.

When in doubt, assume base model.

Yeah. F’ing nuts. I think the rules are like:

Trust me, Californians know the differences between models and how that correlates to your worth as a human being.

It’s easy. One tailpipe, 320. Two on the left side, 328. One on each side, 335 or 340(2016). Two on each side, M3.

Now, will you answer why some Americans put Euro plates on the front of their cars, when they’re clearly not European, not registering the car in Europe, or have anything to do with Europe other than owning a car possibly manufactured there?

Badges, no Badges...eh. The badgeless cars I think look....strange? maybe it’s i’m so used to seeing them.

But there is one thing I hate. I hate ‘blacked out’ badges. They always let me know that the driver is trying to be ‘hardcore’ and probably drinks Monster while wearing a flatbilled Monster hat backwards. And…