Hilarious.

If only..

Things get dicey very quickly when both parties are shitfaced to the point of black out. If she doesn’t pass out on the ground, chances are she willingly has sex with him in his dorm, wakes up in the morning and laughs about it via snapchat on her “walk of shame.”

Throughout college I’d blacked out and wake up naked in bed with random, grinning girls. Can't recall how I met them or what happened. Was I raped?

For a car everyone — except Chinese international college students — thinks is a “suped up” $22k Nissan.

Touché. But LA has the best private schools, lifestyle, big stage to segue into whatever he plans to do after hoop. And I don’t see any other big market east coast team he could move to that has required pieces?

Why does Univ. of North Carolina* still have an athletic department?

If you investigated all the adderall & xanax “trafficking” at colleges legit half of every campus would have felony record.