Things get dicey very quickly when both parties are shitfaced to the point of black out. If she doesn’t pass out on the ground, chances are she willingly has sex with him in his dorm, wakes up in the morning and laughs about it via snapchat on her “walk of shame.”

Throughout college I’d blacked out and wake up naked in bed with random, grinning girls. Can't recall how I met them or what happened. Was I raped?

He didn’t use his penis. He’s been convicted of penetrating her with his finger(s).

- Both binge drinking. (He a teenager, she 22.)

“If you rape someone, you’ll probably be able to get your life back together again”. In what world is that statement true? The Streisand Effect guarantees he will have his crime hanging around his neck like Rick Santorum has “frothy mixture” around his. I wonder, but I bet he’d take 7 years in PMITAP over his 6 month…

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

I would start sliding into a bunch of sports writer’s DMs asking them to write puff-pieces on various high profile athletes because, “Some negative information is going to be revealed soon”. Time to see who actually cares about the shield’s wishes.

This is a good time for car companies to band together and do this. The Chinese market is weakening, and their economic health is declining steadily. It's a good time to kick the Chinese in the balls.

The last (ever, probably) BMW badge that reflects actual displacement.

When in doubt, assume base model.

I think the designers had to delete part of the tail lights just to make room for all those badges.

Yeah. F’ing nuts. I think the rules are like:

This! I’ve noticed a few fake German cars while commuting home in Chicago. But when your BMW 550 only has one tailpipe, you’re not fooling me buddy.

Singapore gets even weirder. They ADD badges. But not fake ones like you are thinking. They add badges bragging about the 7 speed slush box in their diesel benz:

Trust me, Californians know the differences between models and how that correlates to your worth as a human being.

It’s easy. One tailpipe, 320. Two on the left side, 328. One on each side, 335 or 340(2016). Two on each side, M3.

Now, will you answer why some Americans put Euro plates on the front of their cars, when they’re clearly not European, not registering the car in Europe, or have anything to do with Europe other than owning a car possibly manufactured there?

Badges, no Badges...eh. The badgeless cars I think look....strange? maybe it’s i’m so used to seeing them.

But there is one thing I hate. I hate ‘blacked out’ badges. They always let me know that the driver is trying to be ‘hardcore’ and probably drinks Monster while wearing a flatbilled Monster hat backwards. And…

You got a Cobalt, and the world knows.