I have adenomyosis. It causes my period to come out in clots, not in a flow.

I’ve always wanted to see one of these stunts where they stand on the guy’s leg go awry and the skate cuts the femoral artery and the guy bleeds out on the ice.

Rocket League is real?!?

He’s sleepy Brad Pitt. I refuse to see him any differently.

He looks like Brad Pitt after an allergic reaction.

he is the puerto rican brad pitt.

Deadspin and Jezebel are the two websites I read the most on a daily basis (super weird I know) and I am super giddy about today.

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

Hoping they win! These ladies - yes, even that hot mess Hope Solo - are so talented, and it's always fun to watch them play. Good luck.

All the stars for my 4 year old. She eats her steak medium rare and her pizza with her hands. My 4 year old for president.

This is a travesty.

She’s saying vulnerable people can’t withdraw their support from the process when it assiduously refuses to represent them.

Do you deny that poor people would be worse off under a conservative Republican president than under a Democrat? That’s all she’s implying.

If you take it as an argument for voting for Clinton in the primary? It’s shitty.

listen you meat Popsicles of Kinja:

It’s a good thing I’m not here to make friends, because I voted for ordering in.

I don’t think it’s that... this is just anecdotal but all of the vocal Sanders supporters I know aren’t just hipster white 20-somethings. They’re hipster white 20-something men. They don’t have to worry about the costs of contraception. They’re not affected by sexism. They don’t have to worry about losing access to…

Jesus christ, I hate these people.

This is such a wildly privileged opinion. Real people will get hurt under Trump. SCOTUS will be changed. Laws will be passed. The military will be deployed, affecting people around the globe. I get that you want a different political system but this is the one we live in. Don’t throw others under the bus in your quest…