Omg I think you hacked his Trump support. You know how you get cranky or foggy when you're hungry?! That's why he supports Trump! He needs a snickers bar.

I’m sure female Uber drivers are just itching to pick up men who pay premiums for female drivers. “My address is 123 Remote Cabin Where Nobody Can Hear You Scream Lane”

Even though plenty of similarly successful people do almost exactly what they do while having a cup of coffee and a tomato every now and then.

This is my brain on a diet:

I want Hillary to destroy him. At the end of this campaign, I want the biggest thing Donald Trump is known for to be that he is a loser NOT a winner who lost the Presidency. I want the stuff that come out of his mouth to prevent him from licensing his name because companies no longer see value in using it to sell his…

teen mom OG- maybe (although the breaking of the 4th wall is honestly amazing and groundbreaking and EVERY realty show should do it) but teen mom 2 is fucking amazing

That is like Serena Williams competing in a children’s tennis tournament.

Cannot believe Teen Mom is getting beaten at the moment - that show DELIVERS the drama people!

Serious question: how is Top Chef beating Teen Mom?? HOW?

He’s so relentlessly cheerful! I’m not sure that there’s ever been a sweeter, more pure-hearted soul ever portrayed on TV, which makes him a perfect foil for the black hearted characters on VEEP.

The correct answer is always al pastor.

I love Richard so much! He is perfection, simply perfection.

Well he has had a pretty good career so it makes sense that his record before Mad Men would affect the roles he’s getting, but I love how both of them love comedic roles too. Do you remember his turn as a tea party candidate in 30 Rock? Goo Goo Ga Ga.

Richard (T. Splett, even though his middle name is John)! He’s like the moral compass that the others need and will never have. Well, except for that brief period after Dan broke down and came back with the beard, doing stuff like offering coffee to the others. Then he turned into Dan again.

Is it me or is John Slattery getting better roles than Jon Hamm?

Can’t wait for a new season full of Jonah jokes, though I’m not sure his story arc last season can be topped. I legit almost blacked out laughing during the episode where he met all of Teddy’s other victims. Also, if his sidekick Richard doesn’t return it will be a crime. I love his warm and fuzzy energy.

Meh. Boys 4 Now did it first and better.

i loveeeeeeeeeeee catastrophe and downloaded season 2 and liked it even better than season 1

Don’t fuck this up. I’m looking at you, people who think caffeine is better than weed.

I know it’s a typo, but I’m laughing and imagining a shop of clothes specifically for people to be buried in.