This is the best story I have ever heard.

The ANTM references were coming through tonight, with Alyssa mentioning Miss Jay and (I believe) Michelle shouting “WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU” during the runway.

Can I just say HELLS YES to them having James Earl Jones do Mufasa again?? No one else would have EVER compared.

The pictures of Pilou Asbæk & Alfie Allen really emphasize what a great casting choice Pilou was as Alfie’s uncle, because I legitimately could not tell which was which for a hot second.

This. Wrap up the thread, nothing will ever beat this moment and the line about the IRS finding more cancer in her husband’s colon.

THIS THIS THIS.

Just found one of her “books” on Amazon and you nailed it! 

So I fully admit to having a $400 toaster oven on my wedding registry, and came into this article expecting the $650 one to be a variant on it, but it’s just a regular-ass toaster?? At least the fancy toaster oven I want is also an air fryer & dehydrator!

THANK YOU, why is this all the way at the bottom?? Mischa’s career has now weirdly come full circle and I find it hilarious.

I like all those things - mostly because they taste nothing like mayo.

I’ve started giving my kitties the slow-blink right back at them, and it’s become such an ingrained habit that I recently did it to my fiance!

The key to using Pinterest is to not actually browse Pinterest.

“The band starts up, the fans go wild, the lights come on, and I walk center stage and hang myself.”

Agree with all of this, but mostly I just need her to actually take one of these engagements all the way so I can see what Gaga wears for a wedding dress.

Catastrophe was a perfect show and I’m so sad that it’s over!

This whole episode was worth it for the line:

Yeah, I saw this ad on TV the other day and was baffled by the series of decisions that led to its creation. WTF?!

Hand chopping all the way, but extra bonus points for using a Mezzaluna, which not only makes the job way faster, but also makes the user look wicked cool.

I don’t understand it. In the internet age you’d think enough people would have heard about the split-top and demand for it would increase outside of New England.

The fact that split-top buns are not generally available outside of New England and all I can get in NYC are those bullshit side-cut ones that the fucking hot dog rolls out of ENRAGES me.