Yeah, the mayo is really just a conduit for the pesto - you mix them together and end up with a glorious creamy pesto dressing, and the basil/garlic overpower any obvious mayo flavors.

There is only one mayo-based salad in the world that matters, and it’s this one: https://barefootcontessa.com/recipes/pasta-pesto-and-peas

Michigan is definitely up there in this regard as well - I have a friend from Michigan and like half the shit she owns is Mitten-shaped.

sometimes, you just need a hot dummy in your life

When did Boston get knocked out? I just googled it and all the most recent articles are still calling it a top contender, minus one Fortune list that doesn’t think it will get it, but still lists it as one of the options.

Bleu cheese and iceberg can both fuck right off, but I once had an incredible wedge salad made with butter lettuce, creamy garlic dressing, and caramelized onions and bacon, so I definitely appreciate the format of the wedge salad, so long as none of the traditional ingredients are used.

Yes, this and releasing Kimmy Schmidt today, on a Wednesday, strike me as odd choices - especially since prior to this Netflix pretty much always dropped new stuff on Fridays.

Not to mention Spygate is already a thing in the sports world, though as a Pats fan I suppose I’m fine with that being forgotten...

Also the 3rd casualty of Fox’s stupidity, The Mick, is getting almost no love - that show is fucking hilarious and has only had TWO SEASONS! It’s JUST getting started and I want more of Kaitlin Olson’s perfect physical comedy, dammit!

I feel you, my sister in clumsiness!

Hazel was a huge misfire, but honestly her arc was worth it just for this one iconic Jenna line:

This won’t help your worrying, but I’m 99% sure (never went to a doctor to confirm, because I thought what I’m about to tell you was impossible) that I once fractured my ankle by stepping off a curb.

Since it was a video chat, Charles could’ve contacted him from another device and it would still come up as his name.

OMG, right?? She would work on SO MANY LEVELS. Make it happen, Ru!!

Thank you! How can you leave out the final look for the winning queen??

OMG BETTER THAN IT LOOKS IS BACK!! This shiz was my JAM back in the Kitchentte days!

OK I’m only saying this because Bobby specifically called out the shoes, but I feel like society should be at a point where anyone wearing Louis Vuitton logo ANYTHING should be disqualified from a #1 spot on any list that isn’t “Ugliest Shoes.”

My cats are only allowed in the bed on the weekends or other non-worknights. Otherwise I am awakened by Party Cat at 3 AM and get to spend the next 6 sleepless hours dreading work instead of just the usual 1.5.

Remember when Jezebel had a no-body-shaming policy?

I can’t believe you wrote this whole article without mentioning that this event will feature a DRAG BINGO FUNDRAISER.