To be fair, most people aren’t in the market for neck surgery.

See my reply to Sleepy Hank...my original reply was phrased poorly.

Yeah, I phrased that poorly. Obviously looking back on Peyton’s career, the man was a great athlete.

Peyton Manning may be a bad example, because the man fucking crumbled into dust by the end of his career. Him trying to tell people to follow his diet & health plan to be a great athlete with longevity would rightly be mocked, because he’s not a good example of longevity at all.

Since you apparently live in a world without Google...he’s an actor/TV personality...probably best known for Billy on the Street (the thing this article is about), but also has been featured in later seasons of Parks & Rec and has his own Hulu show, Difficult People. He’s hilarious if you enjoy shouty gay men (I do!)

Have you tried Polar? That’s always been my preferred seltzer brand, much better than that La Croix hipster nonsense. The Polar Raspberry-Lime is EVERYTHING.

Glad to hear that about Keystone!! I’m heading there in a couple of weeks and am so excited!

Do all the cats survive? I am super interested in seeing this doc, but not if there’s a March of the Penguins-esque tragic death in there somewhere.

To be totally fair though, EVERYONE is horrible in those Old Navy commercials. They’ve had versions with Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Amy Poehler that I also hate, despite loving those ladies and (almost, clearly) everything they do.

It implies that, among baseball players, women aren’t equal to men, which is 100% true.

Right? But I know not to, just like I know not to eat vegan cheese.

Someone brought a bunch of vegan cheeses from a similar shop in Williamsburg to my office one day. They looked like Lush products, aka oddly waxy and not the color that cheese should be.

Speaking as someone who used to have 2 terriers that did this without our help, you quickly adapt to always loading knives blade down.

Colleges would prefer to pretend that male sexuality is something that it isn’t

Same. I was staring at this for ages thinking, “why are they calling out the safety pin when mere inches away is a baffling hockey stick brooch?!”

I need both of them to guest judge on Drag Race IMMEDIATELY.

He’s also, and this cannot be understated, SO. HOT.

I mean, let’s be real, Manchester by the Sea is a much better movie title. No one wants a bunch of non-New Englanders walking up to ticket offices asking about “that Glue-kester movie.”

You just made me smile for the first time since Tuesday night. Thank you!