I’d love to hear some more input on this issue! Last year I went to a concert at a seated venue. The band was Of Monsters and Men, who are definitely not dancy music...the closest thing to dancing you could approximate to their music is some light swaying or head nodding.

what I do knowis that Crowe has a violent past

I’m totally stealing Nikki Glaser’s joke from the Rob Lowe roast, but Peyton Manning is truly the Tom Brady of commercial acting.

Impromptu Shade Court ruling: that’s trash-talk, not shade.

True story: the first time I heard that song I was convinced that during the refrain they were singing “see you at lacrosse, bro” instead.

This reminds me of everyone constantly correcting each others’ pronunciation of Nevada on VEEP this past season.

Samer, I am here to make your day just a little bit better by telling you the tale of how my brother ruined a 2007 Red Sox playoff game for Dane Cook.

I’ve been pronouncing it retoopect.

I was at the game, didn’t see a single one. Not surprised that at the end of the day, the Yankees fans chickened out.

Thanks!

The first time I saw the Clapper in a store I couldn’t believe it was real, and promptly bought it for my older brother as a Christmas present.

When that happens you just tie a piece of ribbon to the remaining chain bits, like all grandmas have done for eternity.

To be fair, I am a swarthy motherfucker when left to my own devices, but I selected the “don’t have leg hair” option because I shave my legs on the reg, and figured that’s what the question referred to.

I wash them when they’re actively dirty, like if I’ve spent the day wearing flip-flops somewhere dusty or walking barefoot, but otherwise I’m too paranoid that I will slip on my soapy feet and drown in the shower.

This is the second article in a row where I’ve seen LovePrayFear say something objectively stupid, so I’m pretty sure they’re just a troll that we should all ignore.

I just love that the point values were clearly written by show creator & noted Boston sports fan Michael Schur....he lists “Rooting for the New York Yankees” as a negative point value, so I assume my Red Sox fandom is bringing me one step closer to the Good Place.

Deadspin has a screencap of the first image with the points: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/the-browns-eve…

My theory with both those characters, and I think Tina Fey may have even confirmed this once, is that they are both always so busy and on-the-go with their jobs that they don’t necessarily eat large quantities of the unhealthy foods they prefer. Liz Lemon in particular is probably constantly interrupted mid-meal by…

UGH she’s so lucky, Jules is so damn hot.

This, to me, looks like NYDN found some Instagram posts of Lima & Seacrest doing promos or whatever and used them as the basis of a creative writing exercise, as nothing about those images suggests they’re actually together.