This sounds an awful lot like

I’m the friend that makes a lot more money and usually I’ll pick up the tab when we go out. Honestly, paying an extra $50-100 for a meal a few times a month isn’t going to break my budget, but it may be half or all of my friend’s budget. Hanging out with friends should never be a cause of stressful money situations.

Folks. Stop giving in to what must be a time-wasting, brain-killing addiction. I'm begging you (or help an "old" figure out how to score some weed —WAY more productive). Trust me in this. TV....Nope (driving backwards over it)

what if these “poor” people really arent poor.. what if they just don’t want technology? what if they don’t give 2 bats ass about a facebook update? what if they just want to live on mother earth and see birds soar high above and not drones? .... anyhow wonder if ill get any thumbs up for this ..

I’m still using it. It works well for what I need and it’s one killer feature is Siri integration. That said, I never was a Spotify user and never will be. I always just listened to music from my own collection. Apple Music lets me listen to almost anything using Siri. That’s simple and all I need. It has bugs but…

EVIL PILLOWS!

As a happy Android user, I hate the fanboys as much as you do. One side copying the other’s features is a good thing because without legitimate competition, innovation will suffer.

As a one-time linguistics major, grammar peeving seems so silly. So many people seem to immediately react badly to any non-standard or non-literary usage, but I’m like, “What a trivial thing to get upset at.” And why does it impact so badly on so many people when they hear some novel usage — shouldn’t we get excited…

The solution is right in front of our faces, people. Hillary is more problematic every day. Elizabeth won’t run. MO 2016.

I relate so hard. I'm about 40 and I've had so many major life changes, and so many moves (and friends who moved) that I really don't have any super-close friends anywhere near me anymore. It's hard when my closest friends seem to set me aside at times, like I'll just never make it into anyone's inner circle ever…

"I have always held a suspicion that Ellen Degeneres is actually kind of evil." You know you might have something here Mark. There is a resemblance.

Sluts have better stories.

In many ways I think the Sociologist Marketing Analyst lady Don was dating (and cheating on with Megan) is the self actualized Betty. Betty the anthropology major from Bryn Mar never got to become this person but would have been much happier if she did. And despite this Don still two timed "happy Betty" with the young…

You could have done better than 10% women authors. "Parable of the Sower?" "Left Hand of Darkness?" Lots of other possibilities.