That’s why I have zero sympathy for missionaries. Why not focus on the mess at home instead of using your religion to make the lives of others miserable?

Clearly the apple didn’t fall far from the tree:

It amazes me that there’s people in 2018 who think “missionary” is a worthwhile use of their time. Especially with the ease with which you can study the history of missionaries fucking things up around the world.

Tis the season to be shootin’

He also gave himself an A+ as a president, but still said “Can I go higher?”

And his supporters are the ones counting how many times Obama said “I” in a speech. 

“Look on my works and despair!”

Right? Trump is a narcissist and a douchebag of such epic, inhuman proportions, that sometimes it’s difficult to remember that he’s also a rather typically shitty upperclass fuckface.

He’s an asshole, I get it.  

Isaiah Thomas once said “I’m thankful for being the General Manager of the Knicks”.

It’s been said that he’s scared to leave the country to visit troops so this is as close as it’s going to get.

By 11:15 a.m., he had arrived at a nearby Coast Guard station, where he greeted troops and posed for pictures for 14 minutes in a sweltering kitchen, in front of a tray of submarine sandwiches the troops would soon eat for lunch.

He should be thanking his KKK daddy for “loaning”/giving him the millions.

He served no turkey but told Coast Guard officials there that he would give them $100 if they could break par at his golf course.

Note he didn’t actually INVITE them to his property to pay golf, they could pay like anyone else.

What a fucking chump ass bet. 100 bucks to beat par in a sand trap representing a cyst on America's want. Never mind that a severice member couldn't afford to get it, but when your first years costs $214k, that's like finding a nickel on the ground.

Right wing people are violent psychopaths:

I would go to the front row of that.

The alt-right would hang people from lampposts if they could.

Excellent video.