Maybe you should stop trying to eat your sandwich with a spoon.

Came here to say this, but if this is the only spoon Pret has, then that’s an issue (though to be honest, I kinda wish most spoons were soup spoons because I almost never have a soup spoon while eating soup)

Pret a Manger sells both yogurt cups (7 varieties) and soup (12). They probably sell far more soup, but he kind of does have a point here. Oddly expressed, but then I do enjoy the #firstworldproblems faux-rage posts from time to time as a palate cleanser from the relentless entries in the I Hate Rich People series.

Hamilton, this is a soup spoon. It’s meant for consuming liquid or mostly liquid foods.

I love how he says "the exciting world of technology" but has no idea how his tweet machine works. 

When he made his moon within a decade challenge, I’m going to guess that JFK wasn’t just talking out his ass and had been told by people at NASA that it teaching the moon by the end of the 60’s was feasible if they had the funding and resources.

This approact actually worked for the space program! Ordinarily, when a president decides we need something sciencey Right Now, they throw a fuckton of money & political will at the science people who can get it done.

We really could have drastically shortened the war, and saved a ton of money by eliminating the Manhattan Project, if only FDR had realized he could have just screamed “We need to invent the atomic bomb right now!” and that would have made it instantly happen.

Actually, they prefer to be called the Mercer family these days…

Except the fact that Trump can't grasp the concept of infinity. It would like peeling back the curtain of the cosmos to reveal the great, terrible, and indifferent Old Ones.

Xi Jinping should make a game of it by tweeting back “Oh yeah, we already have 7G technology, beat that!” and then just keep doing it back and forth see how high he can get Trump to go.

Oh oh can I dissect this series of tweets?

Ah, the “mom’s basement” reference - how original. You may want to actually read articles before responding to them.

Yea, such a shame that Malia hasn’t taken nude photos or sold herself to men like Melania. If only she was as classy as the current porn star turned First Lady. Hanging out with friends is so trashy. 

The left has yet to have a president that insults, makes threats and curses on almost a daily basis. When we have that will be on the same playing field. Right now the right owns Trump the most vile depraved president of the modern age. They’re alone.

Present technology could probably get Donnie to Mars but it would be a one way trip.

Stephen Miller is a pocket-sized fascist. Trust me, I know. One of these news anchors that give him a platform to rant and rave, like he has been doing for years, should just say “Stephen, shut the fuck up.”

I’m more disturbed by his apparent attempt to smile...

Who cares. Stephen Miller is scum on earth. He deserves the absolute worst and then some.