hooooly shit, I never thought to magnesis a boomerang while it was flying; nor did I think it would keep it in motion

Written in reply to a Lifehacker article; a site with the arguable single purpose of telling readers how to do things.

Dag nabbit

I beat Botw 5 months ago. I’ve played it more after I finished the game than before I finished the game. That’s a first for me. unbelievable game

Jason, come on. Super Mario RPG has to be in the list of games that NEED played.

And a battery pack for storage.

And he resisted the temptation to sprinkle his apology with “Bruce,” “Shiela,” “G’day,” “barbie,” or “bonza.” Admirable.

Excellent. As soon as I upgrade my PC, I will reinstall it. This thing runs at 20 fps for me. Good to know it has evolved a bit.

To be fair, children kind of ruin GTA Online. And they shouldn’t be playing it.

This sounds sublime.

“concerned primarily with practicing religion”

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

“1.The Word “Thuggery”gotta go,its been ran to the ground.

Congratulations, this might be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all year.

Will a couple lottery tickets a year make a difference? No. But those who say they’re “good with money” and even buy a couple lottery tickets, also buy a couple coffees instead of make their own. And they buy car washes a couple times instead of washing the car themselves. And they buy name brand food on “sale”…

brilliant

I feel for him tbh

Looking forward to checking out all the new features.

What do you mean “you people”?