And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

I swear if there is a room with a cake at center of the universe I’m done.

This video is worth watching just for the way the guy says “pool noodle.”

We get it.. You Vaporeon.

They are exactly that type.

Cool story bro. Nobody cares.

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

The every-30-years thrill of some asshole getting what he deserves.

“Some Times in Life You Shouldn’t Take the Bull by the Horns"

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

Of course, to her phone, it just looked like this.

this has got to be a highlight of SGDQ 2016

There’s a Website for this, if you want to troll your co-workers.

Blame a minority?

No. The sky’s the limit as soon as homeschooling and the Bible entered the equation.

Reminds me of this quote.

It sounds like you might not know what Genji does...

And yet he’s probably still like “Once you’re done mixing paint in my butthole, I’ve got word of another settlement that needs your help.”

Agreed, Warcraft 2 sets bigger stones in the lore and Warcraft 3 sets boulders. I’d like to see Arthas’ story in theaters.

Crocs are the preferred footwear in the movie Idiocracy.