I don’t think he could name Bobby Lashley, and Trump trusted him with his hair.

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

What’s more important, making Roger unhappy or making Trump unhappy? I’m choosing the latter - GO FALCONS

Eh, he’ll be fine. Melo’s deal runs out in 2 years and it looks like they have Zingis a year after that. That’ll be his squad when he’s entering his prime and he’ll be in line for a helluva contract after that when the Knicks have cap space to spare. I can think of worse positions to be in.

DONE, NO BACKSIES

The score of that Toronto game makes it look like a game, and not the 40 point blowout it actually was.

Part of the NBA’s new “Trades for the sake of humor” campaign.

Agreed, or the semi-clothesline type deal when running away with his finger in the air. But then that makes it offsetting penalties and they still could be in field goal range.

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

If these are Transformers, that’s a baseball stadium. Only fair.

Who is that shitgibbon announcer calling it bush league? Jesus man, that stick has got to hurt.

Greg Coleman wants a word with you.

Berry didn’t see Andy Reid frantically waving at him to take a knee so the offense could go out and punt

“Amateurs.” -Marvin Harrison

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

All my dyslexics live in Texas.