Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Lanesplitter is dead.

Ok, so Lanesplitter is officially dead. I’m sorry, but a page that does nothing but feature old ass motorcycle crashes and shenanigans already exits everywhere else on the internet. I mean, if Gawker is going to put zero effort in, why have Lanesplitter in the first place?!!

Fuck knows the last thing you fuckers seem…

How’s that? The head official is obligated to talk to the captain who is the delegate of the manager on the field. If the captain can’t convey the explanation (or the manager won’t accept it), then what’s the head official supposed to do? Just accept the manager having a huff? I applaud the officials, here. Players,…

Gahhhhhhhhh. Great job to Marquez for not trying to make a pass on Lorenzo, and letting Pedrosa through. I hate everyone. Except Rossi.

I am demonstrating that your opinion on the matter is inconsequential to the people whom are actually participating in the event, as is the case with those opposed to abortion and gay marriage. They race, they may die, but they know that - what’s it to you?

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

I've never really cared about that. So I'm just gonna use this as an excuse to post this hilarious and offensive gif:

....you missed the part where there was a car parked in the middle of the goddamn road immediately following a blind turn.

This. I'm so sick of this sanctimonious horsehshit on here. Whine and complain about the "lack of connection or feel" in street legal factory cars, but then when ANYONE dares to drive spiritedly, it's posted on here and roasted by a bunch of people who apparently drive just under the speed limit everywhere they go,…

Its funny how we are so quick to place blame. I mean, whatever happened to:

My favourite version of the saying:

I as Jack, and being so, am open minded and open to all things. If I really want to do something special I drop everything else and obsess on one thing. So A Jack is so much happier than one who devotes his life to one thing.

Oh my god am I tired of the jaded snark of some Jalopnik posts. Why does everything have to be either masturbatory hyperbole or decidedly nonplussed bitterness?

This is a military test. When you can't afford bombs because you're not Norway, you must resort to dropping old Volvos on Denmark.

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