He looks like his name should be Chad. I'm just going to call him Chad. Fuck you, Chad.

Hold up, I got a better one:

Allah dem :3

Date: April 19, 2016

That bison is easily over 200 pounds. She couldn’t even carry it back to her wagon. SMH.

I’m starring again (got it in your original post too) because this nuance is what’s missing. When I first read the headline I actually thought this was a not-bad-thing being supported by Republicans, and then I understood the context and was able to stop flailing over the edge of that mental cliff.

I would bet money that the 95% of people that voted for that law never have been pregnant. My god, pregnancy sucks and it takes months/years for your body to go back to how it was before pregnancy. To be forced to carry a baby to term just to watch it die is torture and the remembrance of that torture doesn’t just go…

Hi Jezzies! What are you up to tonight? Netflix PSA - Best in Show and the Princess Bride are both streaming now, so that basically sums up my plans for tonight (adding in some time to pump breastmilk, enjoy a couple of glasses of champagne, and chill with my cranky 7 week old baby.)

The first poop after labor is worse than actually birthing the child.

Mine are Church and State. So when I put on a bra I get ‘some separation of church and state’

Not much to add to the conversation here other than I once played the Platypus in a primary school performance of Wombat Stew, which is a pretty Australian thing to do, other than spend the day at the beach on Australia Day.

For reference:

While breastfeeding I thought I had an infection because one milk duct was hard and hot, but it turned out skin had grown over the opening of my nipple. So I stabbed myself in the nipple with a needle and breast milk shot all over the bathroom like an out of control sprinkler.

Before I had my first so many people would tell me “oh you’re just so happy to have the kid that you forget all the pain of childbirth and the gross body things that happen in aftermath.” Those people are full of shit. I have 3 kids and intimately remember the horror and misery that came with every single one of them.

This is a nonsense argument. By that reasoning you’re not suggesting she take her husband’s last name, but rather advocating her taking her father-in-law’s last name, (but not mother-in-law’s, since apparently names can only belong to men and women are just borrowing them).

I’ve seen and really don’t get this argument. My last name has been my last name from birth. Just like it was my father’s last name from birth. Is it more “his” last name than mine because he’s a man? Or because he’s older? It’s not “my father’s name”—it’s a whole bunch of “Keyser’s” (men and women) names. Including…

This is why I no longer operate as a human woman, and instead operate as a high-pitched frequency in another dimension.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

all girls are real girls.

Considering Amber was the target of that, I think it makes her speaking up even more powerful. And anyway, if that instagram she posted a while back was any indication, she and Kim have made up whatever differences they may have had. Kim isn’t Kanye, and since she was happy to be seen in public with Amber to me that…

Yeah, but we’re not talking about Kanye.