wait people still care about eminem?

@gla2yyz: I believe he did almost all of his own driving in that movie.

that's great now paint the car.

@Straight6er: I see your horse and raise you a banana. (Warning: weirdest thing I've seen on youtube in many moons. SFW though)

Lutz proposed calling them "dragoning lessons," but focus groups responded negatively, especially when shown pictures of a car mid-dragon.

Not putting miles on an M3 is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she's more attractive to her NEXT boyfriend.

@kake81: did someone say biker meth?

@2xwishbonz: Thanks for haunting my nightmares with a Catera with a vinyl top. All it needs is an opera window and I'll have PTSD.

@underwear-ninja: If I didn't just get back from my local dive bar after playing a similar drinking game I would be in. But our game involves hitting on salty cougars for sport, so I'm rather sloshed.

@Zer0OrDie: in high school my buddy's dad had STMUL8R on his truck. he looked like a 70s porn star. he claimed it was a fly fishing thing, some sort of lure or something. we didn't believe him.

getting my CRX up to speed (literally, it's an HF).

oh Wings, that brought back memories of watching that show with my dad. if was a BFD, we never missed an episode. so much fun when I was a kid, so awe inspiring. RIP dad.

late to the party, but I want to see an AMG V8 in the back of an NSX to celebrate Brawn GP's double championship last year. Honda chassis, Mercedes power.

is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?

A Viper whilst working as a lot attendant at a dealership. I was told to "take 'er for a spin" by the dealership owner. I felt like the Marquis de Sade of speed. It was like a freebie at the Bunny Ranch with an 8-ball on the house after an Amish childhood.

88-91 Honda Civics.

@m2m: thank you, i am relieved that i am not the only one who thought the same thing.

So why did my favorite print magazine fail?

I, for one, mourn the loss of our vomit-proof overlords. I bet those Elements were useful during a weekend bender in Tijuana fueled by Ensure and Viagra.

I, for one, welcome our new six-wheeled overlords.