Your Morbo avatar brings to mind bawling my eyes out over the Luck of the Fryish episode of Futurama in the "tv lounge" of my dorm while a chemistry study group met directly behind me. Truly the best years of my life.

MC Scat Cat, in the video that launched a thousand furries.

Christian Sleater has the incredulous smirk of a man who knows he is in a terrible movie and who also knows he's gonna pay cash for a mid size sedan as soon as he gets back from location.

I wonder if his career trajectory bums him out as much as it does me.

I wonder if they sat in a circle AA style and really dug deep into their relationships with women to come up with those lyrics.

No, but Seal super emotes next to the Bat Signal in the video.

For the first and probably last time in my life, I feel like I owe Michael Bolton an apology.

Gah, beat me to it! But let us not forget the greatest soundtrack ballad of the time, Kiss From a Rose by Seal

But still better than the Michael Bolton, Bryan Adams, and Sting collaboration on the Three Musketeers soundtrack…God, the 90s was the golden age of adult contemporary soundtrack ballads.

Currently accepting wagers for number of times someone in the writer's room has used the word "sheeple" unironically.

I read all of her reviews of The Following in one sitting; she makes the hate come alive in a way that is almost Ebertesque. I hope Kevin Williamson goes over them during therapy.

Let's say something about Movie 43, though…that actually may well be the worst movie of all time, so it deserves a glancing mention.