Even the Hardibird gets Kinja-d!
Allow me to gag you with a spoon.
Why? Did you eat at Taco Bell?
I had a few of these. I actually miss their simplicity. My last one went to 250K miles and the only non-maintenance item I ever replaced was the alternator. I gave the car to my friend's mom (single parent making minimum wage) and she drove it for another two years.
What an ASTONishing machine, MARTIN— I mean Patrick.