Random portlandian makes fun of a local guy named terry.

Portlandian didn't check which street he was on

Terry busts three caps in portlandian's ass

Portlandian died of dissin' Terry.

Is the Dart finally on target?

*rich millennials

fuck rich people you mean

You do know how to play beer pong right?

at least use a coaster

Original Echo concept

You should have passed this on to Graverobber because this would undoubtedly have set the all time high Crack Pipe score for NPOCP.

no no no, your next car doesn't have to be automatic, your next wife has to drive manual. You have it all wrong.

OK, hear me out. The secret to a turbo is maintaining full boost in order to extract maximum power. A CVT is designed to optimize an engines rev range in order to seamlessly provide maximum power or efficiency to the wheels. What if Subaru has engineered this thing so that the CVT holds the engine right in the meat of…

Nope.

6MT wagon or GTFAC

It looks like a Buick...

Everything Wes Anderson does makes me smile. His work is like a children's book, for adults.

Hooray its finally public! That means I can talk about it! This is what I've been working on for the last several months!

No one suggested it in the QOTD, but I'd say that the Bentley Continental GT deserves to be on this list.

You cannot actually buy the 2012 Galant. You can build it, but if you try to and purchase it, you will be told you cannot purchase the vehicle any longer.

It's no longer in production.

And splitting hairs, the ES is an Avalon, not a Camry. Pretty much a stretched out Camry, but you should at least make the attempt to…

You did it wrong, Subaru.

We always had less than 0% chance of getting this, didn't we?

The douchewing?