Does this count? I absolutely DESPISE these dolls that people put on their cars at car shows.

Forgot...arguably made worse by adding a set of these:

Other brands badges:

Several other posts about chrome stick-on 'accessories', but one that I didn't see was Chrome door edge molding. It needs to stop.

aka the "grocery list".

Surprised not to see this here already.

Or:

Darkened plastic license plate covers. I just find them to be completely shady, no pun intended. Sure, they diminish any grotesque plate from clashing with your car's scheme, but they black out the license plate on your car and make it near impossible to read them. Say the a car with one of these nails you. Hit and…

A "Type R" sticker. Even if you are a Pirate . . .

Please, tell me more about the inferiority of your nemesis brand, I'm craving to hear your arguments.

Anything attached with 3M...ESPECIALLY faux functional items like fender vents and hood scoops.

Fake portholes...

Those stupid add-on fake air vent porthole things. I saw these on a Miata once, oh the humanity!

Donk wheels. They make the car useless to drive and it can't even go off-road with those giant wheels. What an abomination.

Chrome Vinyl.

Giant spoilers. They look hideous and serve no function most of the time.

Truck Nutz

Taillight covers. Make it harder to see your brake lights with cheap plastic!