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Nature has done it. Nature has achieved Catbug.

My mind went immediately to this:

This isn't my first Grand Pricks, you know.

Just to give you an idea of the size difference.

Hell yeah, Pimp, A THOUSAND YEARS OF BLOOD TO KEEP YOU RICH WITH MONEY!!!

If anyone is in a position to build a tyrannical, doomed, unfair society that it's impossible to escape from once you've entered, it's the people behind PayPal.

Screwdriver key. Look like you just jacked the car!

I always thought the 60's VW keys elegantly incorporated the logo into the design of the key. Not flashy, not complicated, just simple, memorable and clean.

But if we are going for retro, Packard was making cool keys before it was cool to decorate a key. This is from a 1920s era Packard

Your first.

VW/Audi switchblade fobs were pretty cool by late 90's standards.

The Aston Martin Emotional Control Unit or whatever the hell they call this work of beauty.

Koenigsegg, just look at their awesome key fob. Bugatti might have theirs leather-wrapped but it isn't made of 0.925 Sterling silver (correct me if I'm wrong).

300 ZX Titanium key was pretty cool

I also like how Aston Martin's key turns into the pushbutton to start the car.

Like it or not, the Huayra's key/thing should be included in this list.

Pagani key rules all.

Wrong this is the 2015 Mustang. I'm surprised more people don't know this.

People, police included, are more likely to notice red Ferraris. Details at 11.