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Colin Leslie
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THREE buttons where most controllers have four...

Classic MINI Coopers are pretty tiny.

I am ashamed to say that I have been this angry. Blood rushing to your head, anger building, your body clenches, preparing for what's to come and in the end your rage takes over and you don't remember what you did. All you know is someone is on the ground.

And this has been another episode of "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

Choose Your Own Adventure = "We all have nasty hangovers this morning."

Something completely bespoke and one-of-a-kind like a concept car. Look, there's one ... it's not like you can somehow scrub the VIN. Once you take it, WTF do you think you'll be able to do with it?

WHY WOULD YOU STEAL THIS?!


I'll just leave this here...

Any Alfa, because it will inevitably break down on your getaway.

Any extraordinarily rare, extraordinarily valuable car, such as a Shelby Daytona Coupe. Only six were made, so you know it's absence will be immediately noticed. Also, if you drove it anywhere, someone would immediately recognize it as stolen.

because someone else will steal it from you within the hour LOL

Prisoner 1- Hey man how did you get in this joint?

I think you would be in a world of trouble for taking one of these.

The SVO Mustang had a way around that:

I can only hope that he's just being overhaulin'

Any exit ramp that also partially doubles as an entrance ramp. I know they are used when space is tight, but having one lane have people merge on, merge off, braking, and accelerating all at the same time sucks.

Jalopnik, SA-LUTE!