Beverly only does one line an episode because her agent is either terrible or amazing.

Right? She's proof positive that actors don't have to chew the scenery out to bring a character out and get attention. Not that I don't love J-Lange, it's just that it's enough now.

Jessica Lange will end up dripping with TV awards next year while Carol from the Walking Dead gets jack shit. That's the true American Horror Story.

And it'll be called 'Leaf' because the studio won't give you the licensing to call it 'Tree' until about season 6.

Also: Agent Excess Baggage.

Agent Where's The Fucking Charger For This Fucking Shaver JESUS I Hate Travelling.

I'm not convinced Taylor Swift isn't just Christine Baranski doing an extremely elaborate episode of Punk'd.

Taylor Swift is what she is but creators should be able to mind their own business and property wether they've made millions already or not.

You guys, is this the dark underbelly of the A.V Club comments section? Back to the AHS comment section I go. They really know how to treat a lady there.

"Okay, pal." - Mindy Lahiri

"Dora, I don't hear the percolator running!"

So I'm enjoying this season but is it just going to be about Mindy and Danny now? This used to be a serious medical procedural, you guys.

Rob Lowe is a god damn national treasure. I mean not my nation, nor my god but still.

Of my entire pull list I probably looked forward most to Wonder Woman.This 35 issue run has been AMAZING and proves that there are compelling stories to be told about Diana without having to rely on the crutch of other DC universe heroes. Because, really, fuck Superman.

The bitch had it coming.

I hope this will see Poison Ivy turn a new LEAF and finally audition for Rupaul's Drag Race.

"Reading is fundamental." I choose to believe that Mellie is a big 'Paris is Burning' fan.

Also: The actual show in Freak Show looks so boring. I'd stay in and watch fucking Dragnet too.

I'm done with the shit-poor line readings from some of the cast. Seriously, I'm starting to miss Gabourey Sidibe, you guys.

Well now I'm fucking terrified.