But where are the ninjas?

Marley Begins*

"I don't care for Diana."

LINDA CARTER!

Jessica Lange for Hera. Lucy Lawless or Claudia Black for Hippolyta. Sate me.

I enjoyed the music which reminded me of the 'Under The Skin' soundtrack. I'm also glad to see Paulson pick of the obligatory southern accent for the season.

I'll be dressed as Maleficent, that it's Halloween is merely coincidental.

This has to have Kat Dennings in it.

Also, this might finally settle the seasons long mystery of who Chloe's dad really is: Rubber Man.

So… Armenian Horror Story?

Agent Downton McTanningBed

I'm kind of digging Agent Downton McTanningBed.

What was that thing hitching a ride on Cyrus' head and will it be a recurring character?

Loved it, I'm in.

She lacks the savvy snark and velvety primness of Keeley but, given the premise that she's just beginning in the new games, I'm hopeful she'll develop in the role.

So I was a couple martini's deep by episodes end. Did Ms Delphox (and all the other inhabitants of the bank) die from the storm? I'd be quite keen to see the voice of Lara Croft pop up again in another Who.

"I have a box with my ex-boyfriends' hair, but I keep it for curses."

Next weeks looked promising I thought? A return to how I prefer my tack: Good and grim.

Genuinely feel like this episode was unspeakably tacky and not in the way I'd usually lap up.

Gods reply: "Everybody."