Stritch, Bacall and now Rivers. A specific era of broads is leaving us behind, although they where always leagues ahead.

Hansel and Gretel Get Baked was really the last retelling we needed of this story.

They really need to start taking out the batteries on all his toys.

I like my women like I like anyone else: Not much.

Sounds a little American Horror Story: Coven to me. Which is fine, I like my abysses real glamorous.

Uugh, I can't with that slut Becky.

She's the khaki pants of pop.

That video looks like if a 'Gap' commercial and an 'Apple' commercial had a baby who was really into dressage.

I didn't realize Natla Technologies had bought over Microsoft and Square Enix?

I'm glad the subtlety wasn't lost on you, Bortman, you literal darling.

Well they're going to have to change it to Sophie's Decision then.

This is going to be like Sophie's Choice all over again except Sophie's Choice will be available on neither platform.

They could be separated at birth. http://www.youknowyoulovefa…

Sookies reaction to a Bill flashback is pretty much the same as the audience reaction. Who fuckin' cares.

Would've really appreciated if the whole 'Sarah Newlin as the vampire messiah' storyline had kicked off about four episodes ago. She couldn't be any worse than Billith.

American Horror Story: Theatre School

"I'm going out of this world exactly the way I came into it, wearing… a HAT."

This is the universe Scarlet Witch already pulled the 'No More Mutants' shtick, right?

"We like to be held" was a heartbreaker, Sookie grieving vicariously through others this season might actually work out awesome for the character.

In fairness I do have a weakness for any kind of lighting that looks like it's been designed by Mike Mignola.