I moved to Minnesota from upstate New York 23 years ago because the winters are much, much, better. There’s no lake effect snow here.

This is like Garnett and Marbury in reverse, with Kyrie coming to the Timberwolves for more opportunity to shine. And if that’s true, will somebody please identify the next Isaiah Rider and take him out behind the Target Center and shoot him?

But Benghazi.

Easier to adjust your windshield wiper fluid jet to shoot outwards. Might not work on modern cars.

Actually the worst kind are lawyers who no longer practice and still feel qualified to provide drive-by legal opinions on very complex subjects like aviation law.

The Minnesota Lice Lady offers a comprehensive lice removal treatment and is a quick 15 minute drive from the airport. This could all have been avoided so easily.

The members’ confidence that Tom is going to have any presence in Boston post-retirement is interesting.

I’m glad they were able to afford the golf membership.

The sweltering Las Vegas desert isn’t much of a hardship when you’re spending 24 hours a day in an air-conditioned casino.

So does wetbutt23 get to vote for the Hall now?

How the fuck did this guy get a silver medal training in a dumpster? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pieter_Timmers

How does the lack of footspeed not come out in pre-draft workouts?

Red Sox shirts don’t get people featured on Deadspin, Red Sox fans get featured on Deadspin.

I haven’t been able to confirm this, but I heard that he was upset about the inadequate, Armor All-free, way the tailgaters prepared their truck for grill season.

He must have really good dirt if he thought that would work out.

Surely we could crowdsource enough money to make the kick worthwhile?

They would have been much better off getting their truck ready for tailgating season instead.

Is it against the rules to hire a witchdoctor?

I am assuming from the beard that this story is not sponsored by Gillette?

As a Timberwolves fan, there isn’t going to be a championship next year, but there will be a competent to good team and the opportunity to watch them win a game and make the playoffs. I’m good with that for now.