This show is a horrible disappointment on so many levels, but Lucifer’s inappropriate and uncomfortable interactions with Trixy are hilarious.

Right but just to be clear. Lucifer is REALLY FUCKING SEXY in this show. Like. really really really sexy.

He is actually great in this role. It’s a shame they steered so far away from its source material in order to force another GD procedural down our throats.

People didn’t like the Leia miniseries? I thought it was good.

Unpopular Opinion: I don’t want to read any more books based on The Holocaust. Sarah’s Key, The Lampshade, The Book Thief, Number the Stars, All the Light We Cannot See...

They do, but only to terrible schools where they are about to drop out until some middle-age white man having a mid-life crisis really connects with them.

The author is very much aware that the nature of television has changed. That is the entire point of the article.

Yes, let’s not critically think and write about the media our children consume, let’s just let them blindly watch anything. Sounds like good parenting skills...

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

The Sinking of the Essex is actually a fascinating bit of maritime history, if any one is interested. Terrifying, and full of wrong choices, but fascinating none the less.

Just going to throw out there that with the extreme amount of weight he cut for the role, you don’t want to see him with his shirt off.

Meanwhile at MSG, Messier is still talking at his retirement ceremony.

This coming from the team which made Mark Messier’s number retirement an hour and fifteen minute long panegyric.

Fuck him. I’d just send him to the minor leagues next season. As a shortstop.

Ellen is a great TV host and hilarious, and I’m glad she’s on TV as a daytime host.

Because the ladies do daytime television. They are only talking about late night. Ovaries stop being funny after 5pm when the mens come home from jobs and such.

I would have been a lot more excited for the Daily Show with Jessica Williams.

The source image for that GIF was filmed from the international space station. That critter is actually 37 miles wide and visible from space.