This article is an EXTREME stretch. The game is meant as satire- it’s clearly so. It’s driven home in game. Not everything has to be a moral /existential validation crisis.

This feels like the most manufactured of manufactured controversies. I Googled “savage” as requested, and got the following as the first result.

None of the definitions feel inherently racist, and the initial adjectival definition feels like it serves the game perfectly. Sure, the developers *could* have chosen a…

Lighten up, Francis. I’m just pointing out that your nihilism isn’t a healthy response to a culture of internet trolls, as you yourself seem to acknowledge with your “broken you” comment. Coming in here looking to pick a fight with them when they’re aren’t even here isn’t doing you any favors.

That’s how you know the internet has broken you: when you can already predict shitty, maggotty troll comments by just the headline alone.

Yes, hence why I said the monster hunter team...

I loved this moment. I started to lose it when the music came in to back them and the reaction shots from everyone really, really sold it. Joyce leaning her head against the wall and Murray slowly turning with a confused look was fantastic. This whole series is and has been an ode to 80's cheese so this worked for me.

I’m playing through it at the moment, and there’s a pretty clear lack of polish. I encountered three bugs in the first three minutes of gameplay. Reading up on the matter, it seems I’m hardly alone there, with the current version apparently having a number of game breaking glitches.
My suggestion to anyone learning…

It’s nice to see that Television and Film Women are now on an equal footing with Television and Film Men, in that they don’t have an original fucking bone in their body.

My dream is that they bring Superhans into this, same actor and everything.

I don’t care if you’re pissy at Epic, every single one of y’all better go buy Hades right now. It’s $7 and worth far, far more...no excuses. Even if you feel Epic doesn’t deserve your support, Supergiant absolutely does.

There’s been some pop-in stuff but other than that the framerate’s been totally fine. So while I get the skepticism, I stick by what I said (and hope you trust me when I do say) that it’s a good port. Plus, I can play in bed.

This impression article clearly states that it runs well. Have you seen otherwise, putting aside your experience with a previous version of the game?

yeah, must be awful being able to carry it around with you

Is there some kind of bet among indie devs to see who can sell the shittiest looking game?

As soon as I saw this negative review I knew The Gentleman wouldn’t like it.  Why do you continue to comment about a reviewer you obviously hate?  You seem to actively hate Dowd.  Find something that makes you happy.  Life’s too short to be bitter and joyless.  Turn that frown upside down, buckaroo!!

Not necessarily true. There is some madmen’s knowledge sprinkled around central Yharnam if you know where to look.

banning 4 people? there goes half the playerbase.

Wait, so if I want to get back into Destiny 2 I need to buy both Forsaken AND an Annual Pass?

Excellent work as always Jason.  I tend to follow gaming sites more than I do specific writers but you are someone I always look forward to reading.

Man the way the headline was worded made me jump straight to thinking he died.... This is much better news